What I Learned About Sex From Weezer
Slouching in the passenger’s seat of my mom’s mini-van was where I first learned about touching oneself. Specifically, that girls could even do that.
I was 13, parked in front of Sparkles Market while mom ran in to buy Pasta-roni. Our stop beforehand? Best Buy.
Rivers Cuomo taught me everything I needed to know.
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Am I really, finally putting this on the internet? GULP.
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