Overheard:Wealthy Man on the phone dragging designer luggage

lastmariner:

-I hope you are really happy now. I can’t wait till the next time I see you.

-I am going to kill you, I hope you know that.

-Your things? manic laughter.

-When I get home, I am going to break your fucking tivo, I am going to rip apart your sofa and I am going to throw those whore shoes of yours into the hudson. Your things?

Are Nothing. Nothing (x 3)

-Watch me.

All spoken in a raised whining scream voice. followed him 3 blocks out of my way to listen.

I love New York. 

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